{"product_id":"theres-a-99-chance-i-dont-care-t-shirt-mytx092217","title":"There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ds-virtual-list-items _6f2c522\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-virtual-list-visible-items\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_4f9bf79 d7dc56a8 _43c05b5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-message _63c77b1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-markdown ds-assistant-message-main-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 100% Cotton (T-Shirt) \/ Cotton-Poly Blend (Sweatshirt)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e High-impact DTG printing with distressed textures and bold colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Comfortable casual fit — true to size, relaxed through the body\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eAvailable Styles:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Classic T-Shirt, Premium Sweatshirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/7624\/8795\/files\/6838c9e9-bb7d-4cd4-8401-0b1bc3144790.png?v=1790061737\" alt=\"\"\u003eWhat Customers Are Saying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"The design gets noticed every time I wear it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — Robert M., Ohio ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"I've bought graphic tees before that faded after a few washes. This one still looks sharp months later. The print is bold and the fabric is comfortable. Got compliments at the hardware store.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Finally, a shirt with real personality.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — Linda K., Florida ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Bought this for my husband — he's picky about his shirts. He loves the vintage look and says it's comfortable enough to wear all day. The artwork is genuinely unique, not something you see everywhere.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Good quality, great design.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e — James T., Texas ⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Fits true to size. The graphic is printed well — no cracking or peeling so far. Perfect for casual wear or layering under a jacket.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQ: Will the print fade or crack?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA: With proper care — washing cold, inside out, and tumble drying low — the print stays sharp and vibrant. Avoid ironing directly on the artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQ: How does it fit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA: Comfortable casual fit. True to size with a relaxed feel through the body. If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQ: T-shirt or sweatshirt — which should I choose?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA: T-shirts are great for everyday wear and warmer weather. Sweatshirts add warmth while keeping the same bold graphic look. Many customers order both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQ: Is the artwork really original?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA: Yes. Every design is developed as a complete composition — theme, typography, illustration, and visual character — not just basic text on a shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQ: How easy are returns?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA: Within 30 days, unworn, unwashed, with tags attached — returns and exchanges are accepted. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 30-day return and exchange window. 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